Thursday, June 18, 2009

To Neha - with love :)

Once upon a time in a town called ihcnaR there lived two sisters Ahen and Ansar. Ahen was elder and ansar the younger one. They were completely different from each other. Ahen was pretty serious, matured, well-behaved, intelligent in short Daddy's-favourite-boringest-possible girl whereas Ansar well she was ! serious ! matured, !matured, rude well still intelligent, but not exactly the angel of papa's eyes.
This is a story of one of their shopping experiences.
Ahen was a very girly-girl(the type who like shopping and CAN actually shop),whereas poor Ansar didn't really have the neccessary decision making power. So, in our story Ansar and Ahen went shoe shopping(for Ahen offcourse).
After an exhaustive market survey Ahen finally shortlisted two shoes one was black and the other brown. But the kind-hearted and caring creature that she was, she decided that Ansar should also have a word in this very important decision of her life. The resulting conversation follows:

N: Bolo na kaun sa lein? Black ya Brown?
R(After a deep thought offcourse): Brown

After 5 minutes..
N: Bolo na kaun sa lein?
R: Brown.




After 4 minutes..
N: Bolo na kaun sa lein?
R: Brown.



After 3 minutes..
N: Bolo na kaun sa lein?
R: Brown



After 2 minutes..
N:Bolo na kaun sa lein?
R:Brown


After 1 minute..
N(threateningly): Bolo na,kaun sa lein?
R: Black





After 5 nanoseconds..
N: Bhaiya! Black wala pack kar do!

18 comments:

gunjit said...
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gunjit said...

nanoseconds .... god ur sister is fast :)
and whats with dese ahen and ansar ...

Abhijit Gossips said...

Nice work buddy... Newez sarcasm is more effective when shorter [:P].

harsh raikwar said...

5 nanoseconds :P

Amal Sinha said...

omg! Rasna ne blog likha!! woh bhi sarcastic wala! :O

Maulik said...

Chalo finally kuuch accha kaam kiya hai....sarcasm waala blog likha ... :P
Are you sure the maller one is completely innocent ?? :P

DAMINI said...

i think i know Ansar :P

ng said...

yeppie ma sis wrote a blog on me

Pallav said...

hmm.. unfeigned expression of d pique dis creature 'A hen' showed while shopping.. cud absolutely imagine it happening it in front of me own eyes.. but i actually happen to hav a simmilar experience..

N: (to Z) konsa lein?

Z: ye le lo.. tumhare balon k liye acha rahega.. (no points fr guessin.. its a a clutch they r shoppin fr)

After 15 mins of haggling..

N: (to Z) bata na.. konsa lein?

Z: ye le lo.. tumhare balon k liye acha rahega..

N: bhaiya.. ye kitne ka diya..

B: 3 rs ka ek..

N: (in a smartypants tone)theek hai bhaiya.. 10 ka 3 de dijiye..

B, Z nd Me: :O !!

"Ahen was a very girly-girl(the type who like shopping and CAN actually shop)"

I beg to differ though.. lolz

Rasna said...

@pallav: That is something I never knew :P (ROFL)

Aditya Mani Jha said...

Love the name of the blog!!!!
Great story, too... ;P

Vaise Bips ko Ranchi se kya pyaar hai pata nahi yaar... "Apharan" me bhi she studies in Ranchi

Anonymous said...

thnxx 4 a refreshing blog it was unconventionally simple,sweet n funny....looking forward 2wards more such blogs...keep goin dear...

Unknown said...

Ahen is actually very unpredictable you will have to keep guessing until you say what she is expecting from you.....i find these incidents cute rather than sarcastic, ansar explains simplicity and purity of her soul.....and i must admit that i am still guessing answers to some of her FAQs.....

Sneha said...
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Sneha said...

ansar ey golb oj enmut ahkil iah...
raay...ehjum atgal iah ik bas idab oneheb em ihb ypoc etsap ayik auh iah..:P...doog boj...peek gniog utohhc :)

Pratik said...

guriaa di is one of a kind actually lol..... Unke presence meii koii bhiiii incident interstin ban jaati haii....

cheers....

Unknown said...

This PERFECTLY describes gudiya..hehe..well done RASNA...!!;)

Anonymous said...

ha ha perfect one.

ted = ansar
barney = ahen

but anyways she is light years from barney if she is innocent.